sambuca is THE DEVIL!!!

...A lot of people think tequila is the devil. These people could not be

more wrong. Tequila is evil. I won't argue that, but it is not the devil!

Sambuca is the devil. First, for managing to convince the world that the

blame should be placed on tequila. But here's the real scoop:

Your friend (yeah.... friend) invites you over for drinks. After a few beers,

he pulls out the Sambuca. You say "I'm not really into shots", and he says

"It tastes like black licorice!" so you do some shots. *rest of the night is hazy*

You wake up feeling bleh and swear off the stuff.

A while later, you go to your friend's place for drinks. Everything is fun

until he pulls out a bottle of Sambuca. You say "no way! I'm never touching

that shit again!" He says "Did you know you can light it on fire?" This is, of

course, cool, so you do some shots... You swear you're never touching

"that shit" again....

Some time later. Same deal.

"No fuckin' chance am I doing shots of that shit again!..."

"Did you know if you light it on fire, you can stick the shot glass to your hand?"...

"Really?... This I've got to try!" You light it, cup your hand over it, and sure

enough, it suctions to your skin and lifts off the coffee table... Cool!!! You

do some shots. You swear to never imbibe this shit ever again.

Next time.... Same scenario.

"Fuck you! No way!"

"Aw, c'mon!..."

"Uh, no!"

"Will you do some shots with me if Liam here lights a cigarette off of my flaming mouth?..."

We all know that anything that cool has to be done.

He puts a shot in his mouth, lights his mouth on fire, and Liam lights his cigarette off your friends mouth. You do some shots...

Sambuca is the devil.

-bewbzy-